Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
Pluto was the only fucking thing keeping the world together.
Pluto rhymes with Ruto, sounds like Rooso, sounds like Ruzo, sounds like Zuzo, close to Zuco, Danny Zuco was in Grease, Grease oils machines, machines make things work, thus pluto made the planet work
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you